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#art#oc#oc art#sketch#colored sketch#moirai#returning home to ithaca#finally back to these boys!!#sad dilf#assassin dilf#odysseus#arachne#atropos#clotho#lachesis#1960s#1960s vibes#1960s aesthetic#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbt+#nonbinary#nb#enby#gay#trans#transfemme#pre-betrayal oddy and arachne lookin FINE and MURDEROUS
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@miralyk is convinced Desmond would age like William (ie badly) but here is my evidence against that (he should be a dilf)
#of course he's technically a dilf from like age 18 onwards thanks to having presumably the worst pullout game in new york. but we move#desmond miles#asscreed#assassin's creed#assassins creed#my doods
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top únicas coisas que eu gostei na abertura breguíssima: gays na ponte e menage na biblioteca, AYA NAKAMURA, sangue dos aristocratas e a beyoncé cruzando o tietê no cavalo.
#eu amo a gaga mas teria sido muito mais bonito q se fosse tudo de noite inclusive a performance dela#um tesão aquele assassins creed pulando nos prédios#agr outro tesão tb foi aquele dilf q discursou primeiro lá🫦#e como assim não chamaram o advogado mais gato dos alpes franceses pra acender um cigarro na frente da torra???#se pa o swann tava na casinha dele de pijama e xingando horrores na frente da tv dizendo q tão gastando dinheiro público#[🌷] nina cotidiano e memes
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ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ: ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀᴇʀ. ᴛᴀɢʟɪᴀɢᴏʟᴇ. ᴛʜɪᴇꜰ. ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʟᴀ ᴠᴏʟᴘᴇ.
#i have one question... is he dilf or gilf?#I guess technically he’s a gilf#gilberto I’d like to fuck#(that was awful sorry)#assassins creed#la volpe#ac#ezio auditore#assassin's creed
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unpopular opinion i might get flamed for but elijah is NOT canon to me yall 💔 i don’t read the comics (idk anyone who does) so anything in the comics is not canon to me ESPECIALLY the way ubisoft absolutely butchered the juno storyline by deciding to finish it off in a comic instead of another game i’d rather they’d have just left it unfinished tbh
#assassin's creed#desmond miles#shaun hastings#ac valhalla#rebecca crane#ac basim#ac syndicate#lucy stillman#ac2#ac3#william miles#subject 16#subject 17#still love the concept that desmond was a dilf at 18 for having the worst pull out game in new york lmfao
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my biggest change of opinion (and possibly most controversial take) after the farseer reread is that uhhh, i think i genuinely like burrich/molly now?? and quite a lot too. what is wrong with me.
#burrich makes for a pretty good husband ok!! he is honest and caring and always puts molly and nettle first#they're both very direct and down to earth and enjoy a simple lifestyle with lots of kids and animals#(and based on the number of kids they have they clearly were compatible enough in bed too)#idk. their scenes in aq were much cuter than i remembered and kinda worked for me now that i've had a year to get over the initial shock#sure the age gap is whatever but like. i'd also fuck a dilf so who am i to judge#rote#realm of the elderlings#assassin's quest#rote reread
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WAIT. DO YOU LIKE BSD OMFG??
I DOOOOOO I DO I DO <3333333 it was actually one of the first anime i became unhealthily obsessed with!!!! it was my all-time favorite for a really long time, but jjk must’ve swept me off my feet like…. sometime during middle school? and then it was over for anything else 😭😭 so bsd got dethroned by jjk and a couple other animanga… it still has the most special place in my heart though!! and i’m falling in love w it all over again now that i’m making my way through the later seasons. :3
i’m assuming you’re a bsd fan too anon so!!!!! who r your favorite characters 🎤🎤…. i need to know
#there are a couple anime that were rlly important to me growing up#and it’s like . pkmn … bleach….. fairy tail (derogatory)…… assassination classroom….. gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun…….. bsd…….#etcetc#but i’ve never fallen for an animanga harder than i did with jjk#bsd has been with me longer though….. odasaku was probably the first anime dilf i ever loved#he probably influnced my type quiteee a bit LMAO#“why do you always fall for the doomed ones ari” I DONT KNOWWWWW T_T#ask tag ✩
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i'm 27
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Omfg
The Gur being like “I’m after Astarion”
All it takes is that frightened little expression and Aelgoth is like
KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH
#bg3 spoilers#bg3 astarion#astarion x mc#baldurs gate astarion#baldur's gate oc#baldurs gate iii#Assassin Dilf and his vampire twink#he looks great in Minthara’s armour#Shadowheart is like the daughter he never had#he loves her to bits#Astarion Aelgoth and Shadowheart are a fucked up little family
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dilf edward kenway
i forgot the faded tattoos... i’m sorry hhhhh
#the fact that we never got a game with dilf edward... criminal#edward kenway#assassin's creed#i have no confidence in my art ngl#is it an art block is it depression who knows#im gonna go eat waffles n cry
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Silvakuro is HOT asf and I still think so but now that I rewatched hxh i'm also considering...zenokuro
#hxh#hunter x hunter#Silvakuro#Zenokuro#Because WHY NOT#Kuroro deserves to be fucked by assassin dilf#And assassin gilf#What a lucky man
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haven’t seen ass class since 2020 but im missing his sexy ass so bad rn
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the two figures on your shoulders on a real bad psychosis day
#anyway. i was initially playing in arabic because i played unity in french. out of concern for the VA change. i am picky.#and also i just prefer language to fit the setting where i can. i'll probably play Shadows in japanese when i get around to it.#but basim's english VA? now that we're out of teen basim i dig it. i was thrown initially but now i can see the journey to DILF basim.#assassin's creed#basim ibn ishaq#assassin's creed mirage
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everyday I wake up and decide to age my Emmrich kisser more
(he's 40 now)
#save me dilf assassin... dilf assassin save me etc.#each to their own i dont want to romance him with a character at their 20's
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Do you like your men pathetic or powerful? Driven or depressed? Friends of all or shut-ins who miss their copilot lover from the 50s?
Larry Trainor v Bayek.
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i will babygirlify this man if it kills me. btw.
#the ember knight#i am firmly a lesbian but im kinda attracted to this guy#assassin. complicated revenge plot. participates in the cycle of revenge thus inflicting his pain onto others and spelling his downfall.#dilf.#hes got it all#EDIT: and the long hair how could i forget the long hair
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